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'When someone asks \"How are you?\" You respond~Lonely. Why won\'t someone play with me?~In what way?~I’m on the ride...~Horny~Do you really need to ask?~Better than I was yesterday, probably better than I will be tomorrow. Ha ha~I feel like James Joyce, the moment he completed episode 17 of Ulysses. It\'s widely known as his favorite episode~That\'s not important. How are you?~Feeling just the way my actions and thoughts led me to feel~',
'How do you perceive the world?~A scary place and a rip off~Multiple possibilities~That\'s not important.  How are you?~So many orgasms, so little time~My oyster~A collection of set-ups waiting for a punch line~Vital.  Full of richness bursting with possibility like a drop of dew on a petal of jasmine~A place for me utilize my gifts helping people cope~A miracle~',
'How would you describe yourself?~Hurt, a victim, needy~Objectively~A good listener~Sensual, passionate, insatiable~Powerful, important, superior~Obnoxious. Just kidding. That was a joke. Funny, I guess~Intelligent, worldly.  Some might say, Creative genius~Helpful, intuitive, compassionate~At peace with myself spiritually, emotionally, and mentally~',
'Do you believe you have a choice in how you feel?~No. I\'m hard wired to feel the way I do~Feelings depend on brain chemicals~Yes, we get to choose how we feel, regardless of our situation~Depends. I can make myself feel physically good~Yes. I am in control~What feelings?~No, feelings are natural innate responses to the world around us~No. Other people make me feel the way I do~Yes. I choose each day how I want to feel~',
'How much access do you have to your emotions?~Too much. I live there ~Emotions are dangerous~Depends on if I\'m in therapy or not~A lot. I fall in and out of love frequently~I\'m not emotional~What feelings?~I love, I yearn, I lust and feel great sorrow sometimes~I have a toolbox of fixes for helping myself and others cope with the bombardment of emotions raining on us daily~VIP pass~',
'Would you say you are kind to yourself?~Sort of. I\'m not authentically kind to myself~That depends on what you mean by kind~Yes, if I\'m not nice to myself, I can\'t expect others to be ~Not always. I\'m over-stimulated~Yes, of course. The world revolves around me~Yes, I give myself Prozak and other \'fun\' substances when I feel I need a boost ~Yes, I indulge my desires and passions~I’m too busy helping others to help myself~Yes. I\'m connected to source~',
'How often do you find yourself the victim of an accident?~Almost daily~I have a lot of accidents but it\'s not necessarily my fault~No, but I used to be. Now,  I help others that are victims~I use protection~No. I’m on top of my game~I just laugh accidents off~There is truly no such thing as an accident~No. I try to live in the moment~There are no accidents in life~',
'Do you find yourself competing with others?~No, I\'m just hard on myself~Sometimes~No.  I\'ve learned through many hours of introspection and self-help work that there is enough for everyone~Yes, because I\'m usually on top~They are competing with me~I don\'t compete. I just make others laugh~I feel others are compelled to compare themselves with me and are jealous of my success~I\'m available to help the over competitive~In life there is no competition. We are all where we are supposed to be~',
'Are you uncomfortable around others?~Yes, because I feel they won\'t like me~Not when I\'m the boss or in charge otherwise I like being with a good book or my computer~No. I love deep, intimate conversations with others~Not if they\'re sexy~As long as I\'m the center of attention I\'m fine ~No. I make them laugh~Yes, but I relish my alone time~Not when I\'m in session. Otherwise, I prefer animals~No. I feel blessed to have so many lovely beings around me~'
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